I’m smiling. I’m happy. I’m glad that I have this calendar and I’m thankful for every item in its cardboard belly. Yesterday I had the wrong attitude. I was a Grumpy Gavin.

Today, I’m Positive Poseidon!

Whatever I get will be delightful and will capture my imagination like seeing The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.

Put on some Christmas music! It’s with hands shaking joyously that I open the cardboard door and find…

A plate, a stool, and some blue stuff!

AMAZING!

Look at them! They are wonderful!

HAHA…so fun!

Sure, we just had a similar item a few days ago, and that food was much more detailed, but these are blue! And that plate is very round. Just by looking at it, I’d say it’s 100% round! THAT’S CRAZY!

Lego, you’ve outdone yourselves with this treat.

This is the greatest gift anyone could ever get!!!

HAHA! I’m having ever-so much fun with this plate!

Weeeeeeeeee!

Anyone want to come over and play plates with me?

Oh boy!

Merry Christmas to Dan! YAY!

…

And then everyone ate the blue bits and got “mind sick.”

Day 13 Rating: 0.00000000000414 out of 10 (Points deducted because opening the Lego Friends Calendar was a huge mistake and Christmas is ruined.)

Don’t even bother coming back tomorrow. I’ll still be here, but there’s no need for you to suffer through this.

There is no Santa.