If you arrange the walkie-talkies just right, they look like uncomfortable machine guns. You’re welcome.

For more holiday cheer, visit SparkNotes and see my wonderful drawings.

I drew the 12 Days of Christmas as part of this month’s horoscopes. Drummers are hard to draw.

And this week I harnessed my powerful art abilities to conjure images of Cute Christmas Gifts.

And next week I will be video live-blogging Die Hard for the SparkNotes Movie Club. Die Hard! Die Hard Die Hard! Is there any Christmas movie better than Die Hard?! “SHOOT THE GLASS!”

If the slideshows and upcoming video live-blog don’t make you say “Pah-rump-a-pum-pum!” then I don’t know what will.

The Lego Calendar has less than ten items left. I may regret saying this, but it seems like the very best items have been saved for this final week and a half. Yesterday magnifying glass was a showstopper. And today’s item made me say, “Ooh,” to my empty room.

What’s behind door number 15?

A Lego Car!

I guess it’s really just the car chassis and steering column. When completed I assume this multi-day item will be the cop car depicted on the front of the box.

But for today…it’s a Crime-Mobile!

Face it, The Walrus is the only criminal in this town and the poor guy is at severe disadvantage. He needs this car more than anyone else.

Good luck trying to catch him with your skateboards and walkie-talkie crutches! Your goofy Crime Lab is worthless!!! The Walrus is once again ruling the town of Barbaria! And no one can stop him!!!

Day 15 Rating: 3.5 out of 4 (Points added because the wheels are rubber and great.)