No Sausage Girl, but today’s prize is better than the Toy Crane Truck. However, more Lego Children better be inside this calendar, because right now, Sword Boy is a spoiled kid.

He already has his own skateboard with ramp, robotic snowman, and a giant Toy Crane Truck. Plus, he was born with three swords! Either he’s the luckiest kid in the world, or his parents are getting divorced and are trying to buy his affection with lavish Christmas presents. Today’s prize is shown below. It rhymes with “thumb mitt.”

It’s a drum kit!

Like yesterday’s Toy Crane Truck, the illustration is baffling at first. When assembled, it looks like a drum kit, although the chair has no legs, so you must sit on the floor to play the drums. Since Sword Boy’s waist doesn’t bend, he can’t sit…ever. Maybe that’s why Sword Boy’s ever-absent parents give him so many presents.

Where are his parents, anyway? Perhaps they just can’t deal with his “waist condition” so they leave him alone to be raised by Robot Snowman as they travel around the world, sending him gifts out of guilt, along with postcards from Peru that read:

To Our Darling Boy,

Hope you’re having fun all by yourself during Christmas. Peru is nice, but you wouldn’t like it because you have to bend your waist quite a bit here. We’ll be home in March…maybe.

Love,
Your Parents in Peru

P.S.
Instead of hugging you, we’re sending you some money that you can use to buy a new hat.

Now I feel sorry for Sword Boy. Let’s hope his parents are inside in the calendar.

Because he can’t sit, if Sword Boy wants to play the drums, he must stand on the chair, which is silly. He could just stand on the ground and play the drums, but then what will you do with the chair? Robot Snowman doesn’t want the chair because he was brought up to believe that chairs lead to laziness. (Robot Snowman is a hardworking brute who can’t stand slackers.)

Sword Boy better enjoy these gifts now, because as soon as another Lego Person pops out of the calendar, Sword Boy is going to learn the harsh, harsh truth about the joys of sharing. In the meantime, aren’t his drum sticks gigantic?! They’re nearly as tall as he is. You could play a real drum kit with these plastic staffs.

Day 5 Rating: 2.7 out of 4 (Points deducted because the drum kit lacks a gong and cowbell.)

See you tomorrow.