Name: Eyeball in a Jar on a Roller Skate

Powers: May cause instant death. Was the first being of all time to say, “Will Ferrell and the drummer from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers look alike.”

Weaknesses: Most things, particularly rocks.

Origin: The eye belonged to a warlock, the jar belonged to a sea hag, the roller skate came from a Walmart…a Walmart from the future!!!

Rules: Thinks Lady Gaga tries too hard.

Description: The liquid in the jar tastes like minty falcon blood.

Last Seen: At the bottom of a hill in South Carolina.