Name: Geppetto

Powers: Can create life when he whines about being lonely.

Weaknesses: Whales. Loneliness. Lava. Ethics.

Origin: After building a boy puppet that came to life, Geppetto said, “Hmm,” and then went about building “Fancy Dolores.”

Rules: The less you know, the better.

Description: He’s a lonely toy maker with splinters aplenty.

Last Seen: Buying wigs.