If you know me, you know I love clear Lego pieces. They are less toy bricks than magical crystals. When I get a clear Lego piece, I hold up it to my eye for close inspection, as if I were a jeweler, archaeologist, or world-class thief. I stare at it and wonder: How did they harden the air?!

Clear Lego pieces make everything better.

Today’s Lego item contains such pieces. (And more!)

It’s food! And wine bottles! And wine glasses! AND PIZZA!

This calendar is amazing. I’m saying that right now. Go on. Quote me.

The chicken legs and pizza are on par with the amazing Lego sausage of previous calendars. Lego food is always welcome in my home.

The real star of the accessory set are the wine bottles and wine glasses.

They must be worth $400! They are finer than any real wine glasses I own.

This is Mickey and Donald’s favorite Lego item. (For they have been drinking.) Mickey and Donald are now 44% fancier and the fine wine glasses are making them act more sophisticated and mature.

And then Mickey took the apples (or cherries?) and made a joke about testicles that would be inappropriate to repeat here.

Day 8 Rating: 4.1 out of 5 (Points added for the clear pieces and the pizza pie!)