Today’s item isn’t great. No one will write songs about. It won’t make it into the Lego Museum. And it’s the item I’m sure to forget about by tomorrow morning.

All that said, today’s item isn’t horrible. It isn’t a Lego Mop. It isn’t a Lego Purse. So I’m happy with it. Or rather, I’m not angry with it.

We knew the Lego would start spitting out losers soon, so this should come as no surprise.

Ready?

Set!

Open!

It’s a table.

That’s it. Just a table.

It’s brown.

It’s adequate.

Everyone seems to enjoy the table.

And then Mickey, who has been drinking, shouted, “Let’s turn this party to the maximum thunder!” (Whatever the hell that means.)

Donald, who has been drinking, joined him. They started singing “Run, Run Rudolph.” They didn’t know the words, so this is what they came up with:

Run, Run Rudolph
Santa’s gonna make it a town
Run, Run Rudolph, you’ll go down in history!

(And then they changed to “Jingle Bell Rock” but without changing the tune.)

Day 7 Rating: 2.3 out of 5 (Points deducted because it’s not made of clear Lego pieces. Points added because I didn’t set anything on fire.)

See you tomorrow!