{"id":916,"date":"2011-06-09T23:35:33","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T03:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=916"},"modified":"2011-06-09T23:36:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T03:36:56","slug":"monster-of-the-day-19-the-three-headed-foot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #19: The Three-Headed Foot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Monster19.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Monster19-1024x752.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"470\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Monster19-1024x752.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Monster19-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: The Three-Headed Foot<\/p>\n<p><strong>Real Names<\/strong>: Molly, Gus, and Mr. Shovel. (Mr. Shovel wears glasses, of course.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Molly and Gus are cool, but Mr. Shovel can murder you. Don&#8217;t ask how he does it. You won&#8217;t like the answer. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: They have difficulty climbing spiral staircases. Molly hates loud noises. Gus isn&#8217;t a fan of cows. Mr. Shovel isn&#8217;t very good at crossword puzzles. Mr. Shovel and Molly are allergic to lava. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: This is what happens when you don&#8217;t eat enough corn. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Molly isn&#8217;t allowed to watch R-rated movies. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: Three heads attached to one rather large foot. It is naked, but not in a fun way. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D916&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Three-Headed Foot Real Names: Molly, Gus, and Mr. Shovel. (Mr. Shovel wears glasses, of course.) Powers: Molly and Gus are cool, but Mr. Shovel can murder you. Don&#8217;t ask how he does it. You won&#8217;t like the answer. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=916\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":920,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}