{"id":885,"date":"2011-06-06T22:20:20","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T02:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=885"},"modified":"2011-06-06T22:24:43","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T02:24:43","slug":"monster-of-the-day-16-skycore-the-huntress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=885","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #16: Skycore the Huntress"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Name<\/strong>: Skycore the Huntress<\/p>\n

Powers<\/strong>: Skycore is a powerful goddess who can control lightning and melt bones with her mind knives. She can also communicate with sharks and bend time. However, she’s very lazy. Very, very <\/em>lazy. Instead of using her powers, she decides to watch YouTube clips while eating Wheat Thins dipped in peanut butter. Often she doesn’t wake up until noon. Is that a power? Because she’s really good at it. <\/p>\n

Weaknesses<\/strong>: The internet. Wheat Thins. Reality TV game shows. <\/p>\n

Origin<\/strong>: She was born when the cosmos was a barren abyss void of time and reason. She has been here longer than infinity. Her’s is a history of power and madness. She destroyed kingdoms with a wave of her hands, battled the Earth’s mightiest warriors, conquered entire planets! And then one day the internet was invented and it robbed her of all ambition. <\/p>\n

Rules<\/strong>: She hates going places and doing stuff. <\/p>\n

Description<\/strong>: She wears pajama bottoms, flip flops (even in January) and a frumpy sweatshirt. Also, her blood is made of crystal. <\/p>\n