{"id":857,"date":"2011-05-31T15:13:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T19:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=857"},"modified":"2011-05-31T15:13:04","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T19:13:04","slug":"monster-of-the-day-12-craig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=857","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #12: Craig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster121.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster121-1024x794.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"496\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-861\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster121-1024x794.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster121-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Craig<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Craig only exists in dreams. If you see Craig in your dreams that means you will die within 36 hours. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: None. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: Koalas are evil. Did you know they were invented in a dream and then clawed their way out of the dream world using dark magic and claws? Of course not. No one is willing to talk about it. It&#8217;s too scary. Craig is the only koala who stayed behind in the dream world. If you see a koala in your dream, it is Craig. If you see more than one koala in your dream, it is Craig with a mirror. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: In the dream world, Craig likes to hang out near the noisy wall and the store that sells your own clothes. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: He looks like a koala. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D857&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Craig Powers: Craig only exists in dreams. If you see Craig in your dreams that means you will die within 36 hours. Weaknesses: None. Origin: Koalas are evil. Did you know they were invented in a dream and then &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=857\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful","tag-monster-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":863,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions\/863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}