{"id":852,"date":"2011-05-30T11:34:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T15:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2011-05-30T11:34:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T15:34:05","slug":"monster-of-the-day-11-the-calculus-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #11: The Calculus Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster111.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster111-1024x791.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"494\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster111-1024x791.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster111-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: C.C. the Calculus Clown <\/p>\n<p><strong>Real Name<\/strong>: C. C. the Guy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Very good at math. Can harness the powers of both clown anxiety and math anxiety to cause distress, nervous stomach aches, and nightmares in his victims. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Friendship. Lava. Throwing stars. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: Unspeakable.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: The Calculus Clown only exists if you don&#8217;t believe in him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: He is a clown with pointy ears. His breath smells like hair and rust. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D852&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: C.C. the Calculus Clown Real Name: C. C. the Guy Powers: Very good at math. Can harness the powers of both clown anxiety and math anxiety to cause distress, nervous stomach aches, and nightmares in his victims. Weaknesses: Friendship. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=852\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful","tag-monster-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}