{"id":843,"date":"2011-05-27T15:00:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T19:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=843"},"modified":"2011-05-27T15:00:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T19:00:46","slug":"monster-of-the-day-10-the-phantom-of-the-escalator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=843","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #10: The Phantom of the Escalator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster10-1024x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster10-1024x800.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster10-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: The Phantom of the Escalator<\/p>\n<p><strong>Real Name<\/strong>: Bernard Gomez<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: He can move about an escalator as a dolphin dances through water. He also has fireworks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Stones. A strong shove. Mall security. Mean kids. Lava. Teenagers. Sticks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: His beloved wife, Betsy, left him for another man. He didn&#8217;t take it very well. His grace on the escalator is attributed to a special bone in his ear which gives him tremendous balance. He gets his fireworks from this guy who mows his lawn. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: The Phantom will never show his face because he thinks he has a fat neck. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description: <\/strong>You&#8217;ll know him when you see him. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Eating waffle fries in the food court. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D843&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Phantom of the Escalator Real Name: Bernard Gomez Powers: He can move about an escalator as a dolphin dances through water. He also has fireworks. Weaknesses: Stones. A strong shove. Mall security. Mean kids. Lava. Teenagers. Sticks. Origin: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=843\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful","tag-monster-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":847,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions\/847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}