{"id":835,"date":"2011-05-26T21:10:52","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T01:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2011-05-26T21:15:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T01:15:18","slug":"monster-of-the-day-9-the-hork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=835","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #9: The Hork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster9-1024x781.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"488\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-836\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster9-1024x781.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Monster9-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name:<\/strong> The Hork<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers: <\/strong>The Hork can swallow an entire horse, or a horse-sized cow. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> None\u2026not even lava. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin: <\/strong>Unknown. Possibly a deformed giant duck or hairless, bear-like slug. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules: <\/strong>The Hork will kill you even on your birthday. The Hork has no concept of money. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description: <\/strong>The Hork is roughly the size of a van or very, very small airplane. It slides on a thin layer of mucus and smells like giraffe blood. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D835&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Hork Powers: The Hork can swallow an entire horse, or a horse-sized cow. Weaknesses: None\u2026not even lava. Origin: Unknown. Possibly a deformed giant duck or hairless, bear-like slug. Rules: The Hork will kill you even on your birthday. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=835\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful","tag-monster-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":842,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions\/842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}