{"id":818,"date":"2011-05-24T21:38:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T01:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=818"},"modified":"2011-05-24T21:38:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T01:38:26","slug":"monster-of-the-day-7-the-maul-phin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=818","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #7: The Maul-Phin"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Name<\/strong>: The Maul-Phin<\/p>\n

Real Name<\/strong>: Unknown<\/p>\n

Powers<\/strong>: The Maul-Phin uses his machine body to kill and maim. He can also spew hot, fiery exhaust from his blowhole. <\/p>\n

Weaknesses<\/strong>: Harpoons. Lava. Stairs. Julie Apocalypse<\/a>. Rust. He cannot leave the saltwater tub of his machine body. <\/p>\n

Origin<\/strong>: The Maul-Phin was a regular dolphin who was cut in half by a lighting. The dolphin’s upper-half was found struggling in the ocean by a mad scientist who placed the sea mammal into a bipedal robotic body. He was given claws for arms, and the exhaust system of the robotic body was piped through the dolphin’s blowhole. Thus, the Maul-Phin was born. <\/p>\n

Rules<\/strong>: The Maul-Phin is on a quest to find his tail. Those who stand in his way die from claw attacks or strong kicks. The Maul-Phin has a low tolerance for men who wear necklaces. <\/p>\n

Description<\/strong>: He is a dolphin with a robot body – kind of hard to miss. <\/p>\n