{"id":783,"date":"2011-05-18T13:57:48","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T17:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=783"},"modified":"2011-05-18T13:57:48","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T17:57:48","slug":"monster-of-the-day-3-the-ball-goon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #3: The Ball-Goon"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Name: <\/strong>The Ball-Goon<\/p>\n

Real Name:<\/strong> The Ball-Goon
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\nPowers:<\/strong> A super strong, sentient balloon, the Ball-Goon has the ability to carry its victims above the Earth’s atmosphere. It can carry up to 300 lbs. unless it’s very windy. At first, the person holding the balloon thinks this is the beginning of a fun adventure and so the person will usually hang on tightly. The victim either dies from lack of oxygen, has a heart attack, or falls back to the ground.
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\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> Lava. Scissors. Birds. Airplanes. Helicopters. Lightning. Javelins. Greasy hands.
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\nOrigin:<\/strong> During an armed robbery at the party supply store, a thief was shot and killed by police officers. Moments before dying, he blew his last breath into the balloon. Thus, The Ball-Goon was born.
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\nRules:<\/strong> The Ball-Goon will only attack the first, second, and third born children, and those who complain about the ending of LOST.
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\nDescription:<\/strong> It looks like a balloon. It does not look like a drawbridge. If you are being attacked by a drawbridge-like being, you are probably dealing with Drawbridge Wendy. <\/p>\n