{"id":724,"date":"2011-04-18T00:06:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T04:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=724"},"modified":"2011-04-18T00:06:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T04:06:46","slug":"goodbye-old-friend-hello-new-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=724","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Old Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Beard-Great.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Beard-Great-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-725\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Beard-Great-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Beard-Great-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Beard-Great.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I shaved my beard. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard1-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"477\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard1-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard2-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"477\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard2-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard2-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard3-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"477\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard3-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beard3-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> (After the first trimming.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Moustache-Great.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Moustache-Great.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Moustache-Great.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Moustache-Great-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Dan-Moustache-Great-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I have a mustache and a strong urge to coach softball and\/or solve crime in the 1970&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D724&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I shaved my beard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful","tag-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}