{"id":685,"date":"2011-04-11T20:40:54","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T00:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2011-04-11T20:40:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T00:40:54","slug":"parade-magazine-questions-round-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Parade Magazine Questions: Round 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parade Magazine keeps publishing the most amazing letters in their Personality Parade section. Once again, I take a crack at answering these insightful queries. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Wicked.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Wicked.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"131\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-689\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> I just called my friend who works closely with the show and she said, \u201cWow! That\u2019s a much better idea. We were just going to make it into a zany version of Monopoly. But movies? Hmm\u2026you might have something there.\u201d  Thanks for the suggestion, Lee. Hollywood will be contacting you shortly to go over specifics. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Berkley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Berkley.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"372\" height=\"404\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Berkley.jpg 372w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Berkley-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> Sadly, the status of this project remains a mystery and we must blindly turn on the TV every morning with fingers crossed, hoping today Elizabeth Berkley will let us into her life. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Freemand.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Freemand.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"513\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Freemand.jpg 286w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeek3Freemand-167x300.jpg 167w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 286px) 100vw, 286px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A: <\/strong>The movie was released three years ago. It was awesome. You didn\u2019t see it? Oh man! You totally missed out! The special effects were amazing! It looked so real. Morgan Freeman smashed it out of the park with this one, friend. So good! And everyone in the theater got free iPods and Target Gift Cards. And then these hot girls were in the theater and they were, like, full on making out!!! And then they looked to everyone in the theater and asked, \u201cWanna join in?\u201d It was intense! And then this guy who worked at the zoo came and let us all feed a turtle!!! <\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t believe you missed it! By the way, wasn\u2019t The Dark Knight Rises phenomenal?! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeekThreeNicole.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeekThreeNicole.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"354\" height=\"526\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeekThreeNicole.jpg 354w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ParadeWeekThreeNicole-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 354px) 100vw, 354px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> I give up. Why? 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