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<\/a><\/p>\nGifts!<\/strong><\/p>\n They’re…to be expected. It’s a calendar filler. Not much thought goes into these two boxes. And the green doesn’t even look like a good Christmas green. It’s more of a Kermit-flesh green.<\/p>\n I’ll take it.<\/p>\n Bo-Bo and Giles were excited to see what they got!<\/p>\n But Bo-Bo took apart the whole thing and couldn’t find a single gift.<\/p>\n “Maybe the real gift was…friendship,” he said. Then cried and hid his tears behind his glasses.<\/p>\n “Maybe the real gift is ghosts,” whispered Giles.<\/p>\n Then Faker appeared. He stands on his nametag because I’m sure most normal people don’t know who Faker is. Nor do they believe his name is actually Faker. (He-Man character names all sound like they were created by a nervous adult learning English for the first time. Get used to it.)<\/p>\n Simply put, Faker is a fake He-Man created by Skeletor. He has a control panel on his chest, so I think he’s a robot.<\/p>\n I was probably 5 years old the last time I thought about Faker, so I don’t really remember his whole backstory.\u00a0 According to the internet,\u00a0it’s complex<\/a>. And He-Man lore isn’t exactly made of airtight, logical\u00a0 worldbuilding. Faker’s role in the He-Man universe is all over the place. He could be He-Man’s brother. He could be a clone. He could be a living sandwich.<\/p>\n I do remember liking this guy when I was kid. Something about the chilly blue skin and the popping bright orange armor makes me happy.<\/p>\n If memory serves, Faker was not blue in the cartoon. He was He-Man-colored. They made the toy blue so parents didn’t feel ripped off buying another He-Man. (Though most, if not all, He-Man action figures were just He-Man’s body with a new head. We were dumb kids who didn’t notice because we were too busy not having internet.)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Faker wanted presents.<\/p>\n He inspected one of them but couldn’t figure out what was inside. Sensing that Faker would be angry if he didn’t get a present, Giles yelled, “It’s a football!”<\/p>\n “Ball good!” said Faker, who I kinda remember was an idiot. Maybe I’m confusing him with Bizarro Superman. Day 9 Rating:<\/strong>\u00a01.5 out of 5 (Points deducted because I think I got these exact same boxes before.)<\/p>\n See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
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