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- 1 bottle of PA Dutch Eggnog (the boozy, premixed kind sold in jugs at the liquor store)<\/li>\n
- 5 Hershey Kisses<\/li>\n
- 1 free evening<\/li>\n
- Add Iron Man 3<\/em> to taste*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Directions:<\/p>\n
Pour the premixed, alcoholic eggnog into a glass with ice. Think about throwing a few Hershey Kisses in there to see what happens. But then just eat the Kisses instead. Watch Iron Man 3<\/em>, which is 100% a Christmas movie…and probably better than you remember.<\/p>\n
*If you’re out of Iron Man 3<\/em>, substitute with Die Hard 2.<\/em><\/p>\n
Now let’s see what today’s door has\u00a0 been hiding…<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nA Dynamite Man!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nThere is no better way to celebrate the end of this year than with a Dynamite Man. This man is the Lego embodiment of 2020.<\/p>\n
Blow it up. Blow it all up!<\/p>\n
Look at the smile! Nothing disconcerting about a Dynamite Man with a big ol’ grin on his face. I’ll name him Giles. He has a belt. And two faces. That seems like something a Giles would own.<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nI don’t think I’ve ever received a Lego belt before. And Giles came with an extra.<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nThe typical awkward ice breaking ensued. Hair was exchanged. Pleasantries uttered. Someone mentioned how it sure is getting dark earlier these days. Bo-Bo said he’s never had almond milk. Giles said he’s doing all of his shopping online this year. Robot Snowman loudly hummed the Super Mario theme, unprompted. It was a real summit of great minds.<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nBut these boys might be up to no good.<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\nDay 5 Rating:<\/strong> 4.7 out of 5 (Come on! Dynamite Man? That’s gotta be worth a few extra points.)<\/p>\n
See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n
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