{"id":6251,"date":"2018-12-20T11:48:39","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T16:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=6251"},"modified":"2018-12-20T11:53:59","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T16:53:59","slug":"2018-lego-advent-calendar-day-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=6251","title":{"rendered":"2018 Lego Advent Calendar: Day Twenty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in the home stretch now, with just a few more days until it all comes crashing down on our heads like a shower of rocks. <\/p>\n<p>Am I stressed? I don&#8217;t have time to answer that. <\/p>\n<p>Am I worried about getting everything done? Please stop asking questions. <\/p>\n<p>Will I ever finish Blogging Harry Potter? Come on, man. You know that&#8217;s not gonna happen due to corporate entities owning&#8230;ugh. Whatever. Don&#8217;t have time to get into this now. I love you, but I need to plow through this fast and get to the stores and <em>try <\/em>not to start a kick-fight with my lovely fellow shoppers. <\/p>\n<p>Today we get&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3421.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3421-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3421-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3421-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3421-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Drilling Machine!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3423.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3423-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3423-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3423-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3423-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This boring truck is anything but boring! [Took me twenty-nine minutes to come up with that.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3424.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3424-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3424-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3424-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3424-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It has a deadly bit on the end used for boring into the ground and making Elon Musk a tunnel to Narnia&#8230;or whatever the hell he wants that tunnel for. <\/p>\n<p>It seems dangerous, because it is. You dig too deep, and you find hell and Balrogs. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3426.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3426-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3426-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3426-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3426-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There was an extra drill bit and Shirley is using it as a magic wand, but when her mom walks by, Shirley assures her mom it&#8217;s not a wand but a science rod. <\/p>\n<p>The Lego Gnomes took over the drilling operation, and these little golden men are becoming my new best friends. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3427.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3427-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3427-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3427-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3427-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We now have enough digging equipment to get under the cardboard of this calendar and find treasure and dinosaur bones and Meg Ryan&#8217;s career! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3433.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3433-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3433-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3433-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3433-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Start digging! WE WILL SAVE YOU, MEG RYAN! Stay strong! <\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 20 Rating: <\/strong>3 out of 5 (Points added for the death spike!) <\/p>\n<p>See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3430.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3430-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3430-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3430-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3430-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>This blog is brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.PowerPencils.com\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">PowerPencils.com<\/a>, and you can&#8217;t get them in time for Christmas so what&#8217;s the point? <\/em><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D6251&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in the home stretch now, with just a few more days until it all comes crashing down on our heads like a shower of rocks. 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