Side Note: If I’m making cookies for Christmas Eve\/Day, when should I bake them? How long can ginger cookies last before going stale? A day? Two days? What if I cover the cookies in wood lacquer? Can you just come over and do it for me? <\/p>\n
Spoiler alert: Today’s Lego item is among the best. <\/p>\n
It’s…<\/p>\n
A SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINE!<\/strong><\/p>\n Thank you, Santa and Jesus and Batman!<\/p>\n What a brilliant bit of Lego brickage! It’s got handles and everything! <\/p>\n More importantly, what kind of fantastic family has their own soft serve ice cream machine in the kitchen?<\/p>\n It’s not something you see in a normal suburban kitchen. That’s something you maybe rent if The Oprah and Tom Hanks are stopping by for dessert. <\/p>\n The line quickly formed to try out the new machine. <\/p>\n Now, the bad news. There is only one cone. <\/p>\n Looks like it’s the season of spreading mouth germs as everyone will need to share the same cone…or, come up with more creative ways to consume the sweet cow lava!<\/p>\n Timberly seems like a fun mom. <\/p>\n Both Walter and VK9000 agreed that a soft serve ice cream machine is the very definition of poetry. <\/p>\n What a great day!<\/p>\n Day 12 Rating:<\/strong> 4.9 out of 5 (Points deducted because adding one more cone would not have sent Lego into bankruptcy.) <\/p>\n See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n This blog is brought to you by PowerPencils.com<\/a>, the only place to buy magic pencils…besides that weird room in my basement with all the rope.<\/em> <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_3285.jpg\")
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