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<\/a><\/p>\nThings!<\/strong><\/p>\n What neat little…things. <\/p>\n After a few seconds of study, I believe these are goals for some sort of sport-ball game. Soccer, maybe? <\/p>\n Or, they are tiny models of government buildings. Red for conservatives and blue for liberals. EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL! <\/p>\n The problem with the goals is three-fold:<\/p>\n First, the ball doesn’t roll. It has a flat bottom. Hardly the worst offering in a Lego Calendar, these little goals are adorable.<\/p>\n Timberly seemed to dig it. Good. I’m glad someone will get use out of these. <\/p>\n Walter the Snowman and VK9000 the Christmas Song Robot tried to settle their differences on the court. Since neither creature had feet, the game ended after 90 minutes with a thrilling 0-0 tie. Soccer fans screamed with joy. Normal people fell asleep and dreamed of basketball. <\/p>\n The two poets decided to use the goals as podiums for their great poetry debate. <\/p>\n WALTER:<\/strong> Christmas songs are not art! Another 90-minute 0-0 tie. <\/p>\n Day 10 Rating: <\/strong>2.999 out of 5 (Points added because I just had coffee and I’m feeling generous.)<\/p>\n See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n This blog, with all of its rich, delicious words, is brought to you by PowerPencils.com<\/a>. Why should you buy magic pencils? If you need that question answered, stop reading this and go back to watching Two and a Half Men. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nSecond, the ball cannot fit in the goals unless you melt the plastic or waste a birthday wish.
\nThird, I was hoping it was another robot. <\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nVK9000: <\/strong>Yes they are!
\nWALTER:<\/strong> No!
\nVK9000:<\/strong> Yes!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n