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<\/a><\/p>\nA Car!<\/strong><\/p>\n Okay. That’s cool. It has wheels. And a spoiler on the back. And it’s red. Not bad at all, really. <\/p>\n Sadly, Quincy’s pathetic, insignificant, worthless arms can’t reach the steering wheel properly. All he can do is push the accelerator and let Jesus take the wheel.<\/p>\n The true star of this item is the spoiler, which Robot Snowman admired. <\/p>\n Robot Snowman then shouted, “Spoiler alert! Bruce Willis is a ghost in Fight Club<\/em>!” (Robot Snowman has never actually seen a movie or read a book, and only has cursory knowledge of what a “spoiler alert” is, but let him have his fun.) <\/p>\n Quincy didn’t laugh at Robot Snowman’s spoiler alert, so Robot Snowman shouted, “Spoiler alert! Bruce Willis is the dad on This Is Us<\/em>!” <\/p>\n Quincy had no idea what that meant. Nor do I.<\/p>\n Quincy realized he could use the spoiler as a hand-snowboard. <\/p>\n “Spoiler alert,” shouted Robot Snowman. “Bruce Willis killed Dumbledore!” <\/p>\n Day 3 Rating:<\/strong> 3.7 out of 5 (Points deducted for not including an extra spoiler.)<\/p>\n See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n