{"id":5621,"date":"2017-12-16T09:54:17","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T14:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=5621"},"modified":"2017-12-16T09:58:14","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T14:58:14","slug":"2017-lego-advent-calendar-day-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=5621","title":{"rendered":"2017 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet Santa hates the Polar Express. Here he is on the busiest day of the year and Tom Hanks comes along with a train filled with sugared-up tourists. Santa doesn&#8217;t need that right now! He needs to focus. He needs to get in the zone. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like running up to Adele right before she goes on stage in front of the whole world and saying, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t like your music until right this minute because now I believe! Hey?! Hey!? Can I get a picture?! Can you call my mom and leave a message? What soap do you use?!? Can I have a bell?! A bell from Adele! Ha! Why you not laughing?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Santa&#8217;s a good sport about it, but if you look closely, you can see him roll his eyes when the kid asks for bell. A bell? Come on, kid. Santa has real work to do. When the kid grows up and is working as a lawyer or something, I hope Santa comes during the kid&#8217;s busiest day and just hangs out asking questions and poking around the office. <\/p>\n<p>Today in the calendar we get&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2606.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2606-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2606-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2606-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2606-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Race Car!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2607.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2607-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2607-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2607-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2607-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eh. It&#8217;s not that great. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2608.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2608-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2608-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2608-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2608-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, the wheels look like weights. Delores grabbed one and said, &#8220;You know what your problem is? Weakness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2609.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2609-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5626\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2609-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2609-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2609-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She kept pumping iron, saying, &#8220;Because on the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me&#8230;osteoporosis!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2611.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2611-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2611-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2611-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2611-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a> <strong><br \/>\nDay 16 Rating:<\/strong> 1.6 out of 5 (Points deducted for it being dumb.)<\/p>\n<p>See you tomorrow!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2613.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2613-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2613-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2613-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_2613-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><em><br \/>\nThis blog is brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.PowerPencils.com\">PowerPencils.com<\/a>! 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