{"id":4962,"date":"2017-02-11T13:59:08","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T18:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=4962"},"modified":"2017-02-11T22:25:13","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T03:25:13","slug":"i-bought-a-dragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=4962","title":{"rendered":"I Bought a Dragon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s Saturday, I bought a dragon for three dollars at Toys R Us.<\/p>\n<p>His name is Curses. This is what he looks like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1832.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1832-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1832-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1832-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1832-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1840.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1840-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4966\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1840-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1840-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1840-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1843.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1843-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4968\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1843-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1843-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1843-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D4962&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s Saturday, I bought a dragon for three dollars at Toys R Us. His name is Curses. This is what he looks like&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4964,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[37,11],"class_list":["post-4962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-daily-transmission","tag-2017-transmissions","tag-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_1833.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4962"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4973,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4962\/revisions\/4973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}