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<\/a><\/p>\nReal Santa riding a Train Engine! Real Santa?<\/p>\n
That\u2019s right. Real Santa showed up, clothed and all. This begs the question: Who the freaking hell is the dude in the shower? He\u2019s not Santa. Santa rides the train. Santa comes on Christmas Eve. The Santa wearing red is the real Santa. If Real Santa is the real Santa\u2026<\/p>\n
Uh-oh.<\/p>\n I was going to quickly get the Goat family out of the house before Naked Un-Santa assassinated them all with a crowbar. But I forgot that the Goat family is badass. They have weapons and a Snowman Robot. The hunter has become the prey, and the Goat family takes care of this Un-Santa the only way they know how: Brute force. <\/p>\n Turns out it wasn\u2019t an old man but a crazy guy with a fake beard. With the would-be murderer taken care of, the Goat Family found the true meaning of Christmas, and all was right with the world. <\/p>\n Day 24 Rating:<\/strong> 4 out 4 (Because it\u2019s Santa. The real one. He might be wearing a thong, but at least Real Santa has the decency to keep his underpants hidden.) <\/p>\n And now a quick recap of the items in the calendar. These are my favorite items, from least awesome to \u201cOMG! I just peed a lot.\u201d <\/p>\n 24. Lego Couch – Which I\u2019m giving to my brother later tonight.<\/p>\n 23. Lego Table – Though the clear piece did become the head for Mr. Ice Face. That\u2019s kind of cool.<\/p>\n 22. The Second Toy Truck \u2013 Because I wanted a Sea Serpent. <\/p>\n 21. Log Sled with bonus Wood \u2013 I honestly forgot about this item eight minutes after I wrote it up. <\/p>\n 20. Train Car #2 \u2013 Because I still wanted a Sea Serpent. <\/p>\n 19. Drum Kit \u2013 This is the most fragile of the Lego Things and falls apart if you even look at it. <\/p>\n 18. First Toy Truck \u2013 The crane is confusing. <\/p>\n 17. Fire Truck \u2013 Not a Sea Serpent. <\/p>\n 16. Skateboard Ramp \u2013 Now we move into the more amazing items. <\/p>\n 15. Toy Piano <\/p>\n 14. Toy Helicopter \u2013 It\u2019s a damn Hover Train! Hover Train!!<\/p>\n 13. Fireplace \u2013 Lego Fire makes anything better.<\/p>\n 12. First Train Car \u2013 It\u2019s better than the second one; not quite as good as the engine. <\/p>\n 11. Christmas Tree <\/p>\n 10. Thaddeus \u2013 He was fine on his own, but when he became Mr. Ice Face, the world was a better place. <\/p>\n 9. Cat Girl<\/p>\n 8. Sword Boy \u2013 Only slightly better than Cat Girl because swords are greater than cats, according to math. <\/p>\n 7. Werewolf \u2013 How can you go wrong with toy sausage? No really, I want you to tell me how. I can wait all night. <\/p>\n 6. Cynthia \u2013 Not as wonderful as I had hoped, but toy bread is welcome at my table any time.<\/p>\n 5. Robot Snowman \u2013 I\u2019m the only one who understands him and his culture.<\/p>\n 4. Jetpack \u2013 Jetpack Werewolf! I\u2019m not going to count the toy plane as a real item. You\u2019ll just have to come to terms with that. I have. <\/p>\n 3. Real Santa Claus \u2013 He\u2019s real and he\u2019s mine. <\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n