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\"img_1501\"<\/a>I’ve received my year-end summary from GoodReads.com<\/a>. I use Good Reads mostly to keep track of the books I’ve read in a year. In 2016, I’ve only read eight books, and one of those books was The Magician’s Nephew<\/em>…which is for little kids. <\/p>\n

I’m disappointed in myself. <\/p>\n

Among my New Year’s Resolutions: Read at least one book a month. <\/p>\n

It’s not much. I know many of you are crying tears of ridicule at my slow reading schedule. Some of you can read entire novels in a lunch break. I cannot. <\/p>\n

But I can read a book every month. Right? Wish me luck! And if I can’t, I’ll just go back to this post and edit all this out next December. <\/p>\n

On the 13th day of December, the calendar gave to me…<\/p>\n

\"img_1502\"<\/a>A bush<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

\"img_1504\"<\/a>This is the low point of the calendar, but let’s not whine about it. A bush isn’t as great as an evil bird or a cannon, but it does add a nice piece of set decoration to Femur Island. This might be the closest thing to a Christmas tree we get. The green is very green and the mound of sand is —<\/p>\n

Who am I kidding? It sucks. <\/p>\n

Even Hezzy hated it, so Robot Snowman tossed it into Skull Cave. <\/p>\n

\"img_1516\"<\/a>But…it came back. <\/p>\n

\"img_1509\"<\/a>What was once a simple bush has returned from Skull Cave as a Sea Monster! <\/p>\n

\"img_1515\"<\/a>Was this all part of Hezzy’s plan? Did he know what would happen if Robot Snowman tossed the bush into Skull Cave? Oh no!<\/p>\n

Jonas and Robot Snowman must try to fight the evil creature before it devours Christmas. <\/p>\n

\"img_1510\"<\/a>Day 13 Rating:<\/strong> 1.3 as a bush. 3.62 as a Sea Monster. <\/p>\n

See you tomorrow!
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