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\"img_1466\"<\/a>Every winter I’m reminded that within my body are millions of lightning storms that try to escape when I touch anything metal. <\/p>\n

Due to the dry air and my mutant skin, everything in winter shocks me. Whenever I touch a metal doorknob or even a piece of foil I get shocked with enough static electricity to kill a weaker mammal. As such, I spend most of winter scared of touching things — my power too great, my magic too strong. <\/p>\n

If I were to touch a 9-volt battery in winter, the resulting electrical phenomena would send most DeLoreans back in time and grant wishes to children who dream of being alone for Christmas. It’s that powerful. <\/p>\n

Sure, maybe it doesn’t hurt like stepping on a nail or drinking bees, but it’s still an unpleasant experience.<\/p>\n

If you see me during the winter months standing outside a store, staring at the metal door handle, know that I’m building up the courage necessary to hurt myself with mini-lightning and I’m worried that this electric shock might be the one that sends me back to my home realm. But I’ve said too much.<\/p>\n

Luckily, plastic toys never hurt me…unless I step on them or use them as toothbrushes.<\/p>\n

What will today’s calendar bring forth?<\/p>\n

\"img_1467\"<\/a>A Water Bucket and Water Skin!<\/strong> <\/p>\n

\"img_1468\"<\/a>The water of this water bucket is a separate piece…and a cool piece at that, with a rich blue color and genuine water texture. I like it twice as much as the bucket itself. The water skin is okay. I’m sure if I were trapped on Femur Island, a drink of water would be greatly appreciated. <\/p>\n

\"img_1479\"<\/a>Something else happened today. I learned that the basket from a few days ago can fit on Jonas Cannoncube’s head. <\/p>\n

\"img_1470\"<\/a>New hat!<\/p>\n

Robot Snowman quickly wanted to trade hats, because that’s his hobby. <\/p>\n

\"img_1474\"<\/a>Fearful that hat switching would ruin the evil plan, Hezzy begrudgingly participated in the hat trade. <\/p>\n

\"img_1475\"<\/a>Day 11 Rating:<\/strong> 3.2 out of 5 (Points added for the water piece. It’s not as wonderful as a clear Lego piece, but it’s pretty great.) <\/p>\n

See you tomorrow!
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