{"id":4090,"date":"2016-10-19T15:07:30","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T19:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=4090"},"modified":"2016-10-19T15:19:17","modified_gmt":"2016-10-19T19:19:17","slug":"my-debate-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=4090","title":{"rendered":"My Debate Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"debate-drawing\"<\/a>If the candidates want my vote, here are the questions they must answer: <\/strong><\/p>\n

If I dig a deep hole in my yard, at what point am I no longer in America? Put another way: How deep is America? <\/p>\n

How many people do you know?<\/p>\n

Can you tell if my eyes are really closed? [Dan squints tightly, but doesn\u2019t technically close his eyes] <\/p>\n

When’s the last time you listened to R.E.M.’s “Stand”<\/a>? I mean really <\/em>listened to it.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s your third-favorite Bruce Willis movie?<\/p>\n

When was the last time you said, \u201ckooky\u201d?<\/p>\n

How much does a regular bucket cost?
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If I\u2019m in a virtual reality world, and I kill someone, and that person has a real heart attack in the real world because the experience is so scary, am I in trouble? <\/p>\n

What is a better name for my collection of short stories: \u201cGravity Gravy\u201d or \u201cMind Hawks: Through the Ever-Realm\u201d?<\/p>\n

Can I have a try using a tank?<\/p>\n

What\u2019s your Klout score? <\/p>\n

Can snakes and worms get married to each other and have babies?<\/p>\n

On Thanksgiving, do you eat dinner at, like, 1:00 in the afternoon? Isn\u2019t that weird?<\/p>\n

What was Mark Twain\u2019s real name?<\/p>\n

You have a magic hammer and three magic nails — but you don\u2019t know what they do. How would you use them and why?<\/p>\n

What do you think Phoebe from Friends<\/em> would be up to these days?<\/p>\n

Do you think men look good in tiny, skinny scarves? Of course not. Trick question! <\/p>\n

Shouldn\u2019t \u201cmissiles\u201d be called \u201chittiles\u201d unless they fail? <\/p>\n

If a person can\u2019t afford a glass of water to offer his thirsty family, and thus needs to rob a bank and kill several people to afford water, how is that a crime? <\/p>\n

What is your favorite Simpson\u2019s couch gag?<\/p>\n

There was a road near my house growing up and it was spelled W-I-N-D-Y Hill. All my life I thought it was pronounced windy, like fast moving air. But my girlfriend said, \u201cIt could be windy, like whine-dee, like a windy road.\u201d And now I don\u2019t know what to think. Thoughts?<\/p>\n

Can I have two turtles? (I really only want one, but I know the rules of negotiation.) <\/p>\n

What happened to Joe Pesci? <\/p>\n

How would you update and improve the struggling Epcot Center? <\/p>\n

Corn?<\/p>\n

Describe the color blue using only sounds. <\/p>\n

Small people take up less space in our country; shouldn\u2019t they pay less taxes? <\/p>\n

Dorito Oreos. That do anything for ya?<\/p>\n

Did you know Power Pencils make wonderful gifts for anyone with a creative spirit? You can buy them now at PowerPencils.com<\/a>! <\/p>\n

Professional basketball scores are too high. How would you lower the scores? My advice: three tripwires placed across the court. <\/p>\n

Did you see Stranger Things<\/em>? Someone should do an internet thing where they make new lyrics to “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music<\/em> but use “Strangiest Things.” It would be so rad! I don’t know how to make internet music things, or else I’d do it. Can you help?<\/p>\n

Can you throw a banana like a boomerang? Prove it! <\/p>\n

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate my eyebrows? (10 is the best.) <\/p>\n

Can you tell I’m half-Jewish?<\/p>\n

Can you make sure Christmas isn’t on a weekend. It throws everything off and it’s not fun. <\/p>\n

Do you want to ride bikes?<\/p>\n

What’s the best country? <\/p>\n