{"id":3953,"date":"2015-12-29T13:14:48","date_gmt":"2015-12-29T18:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2015-12-29T13:31:01","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T18:31:01","slug":"darth-vader-had-a-castle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vader Had A Castle?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Vader<\/a>Did you know Darth Vader had a castle? Because he had a castle! That’s where he lived. He lived in his Darth Vader Castle<\/a>! <\/p>\n

To Star Wars fans, this is nothing new. They already know all about Darth Vader’s castle. But I didn’t know. <\/p>\n

I just found out. I just learned that Darth Vader had a goddamn castle! This is amazing! And then I drew it!<\/p>\n

And it was rumored to be included in The Empire Strikes Back<\/em>. <\/p>\n

There was a sketch of it<\/a>, and everything! <\/p>\n

Darth Vader had a castle! <\/p>\n

I mean…of course he would have a castle. But until today, I just thought he lived in outer space the whole time. But he had a home. It was a castle. It was a real castle! I bet it had a cushy velvet sofa and a big dinning room table and big scary pictures on the walls and trap doors and hidden passageways and a seven dungeons and a launch pad and a room with relics!<\/p>\n

It was called Bast Castle! <\/p>\n

Darth Vader’s castle had a name! And the name was Bast! And that’s the coolest name for a castle! That castle could kick the ass of those boring Game of Thrones<\/em> castles. <\/p>\n

Look, maybe I’m just high on Star Wars right now, but finding out that Darth Vader had a castle is the best Christmas present I’ve recieved and it (almost) makes me want to read some of those non-cannon Star Wars books. Because if Darth Vader had a castle, what else was I missing?<\/p>\n

Did Han Solo have a jetpack?
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