{"id":3728,"date":"2015-12-11T11:43:10","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T16:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3728"},"modified":"2015-12-11T11:50:40","modified_gmt":"2015-12-11T16:50:40","slug":"2015-lego-advent-calendar-day-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3728","title":{"rendered":"2015 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0157.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0157-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0157\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0157-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0157-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Like trying to grab a greased-up watermelon from a kiddie pool, the holiday season is slipping away from me. I&#8217;m trying not to panic, but the to-do list is long and the days are short and HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO IT ALL?<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the Lego Calendar is here to steady my mind and clear away the stress. <\/p>\n<p>Give me something good today, Calendar. I need it. <\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s item is&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0165.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0165-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0165\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0165-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0165-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>A Star Destroyer! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Look at all those pieces. Today&#8217;s item is a fun build. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0166.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0166-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0166\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0166-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0166-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Star Destroyer is wonderful! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0167.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0167-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0167\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0167-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0167-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As spaceships go, the Star Destroyer is a true triangle of evil&#8230;just like a slice of Dominoes Pizza. (Oh, snap!!!) From the very first shot of the very first movie, we know this beast is bad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0168.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0168-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0168\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0168-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0168-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A.J. loved it. Frisco pretended to care but was secretly thinking about his ex-girlfriend Theresa, because he can&#8217;t let it go. And Stickles worshiped it. His belief-system is&#8230;unique. <\/p>\n<p>A.J. then used the ship as a skateboard while Stickles looked for something to worship. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0170.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0170-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0170\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0170-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0170-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then Stickles used A.J.&#8217;s helmet as a drum. It&#8217;s the music of his people. Frisco thought about texting Theresa with a simple, &#8220;Hey.&#8221; Then didn&#8217;t do it. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0171.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0171-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0171\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0171-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0171-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 11 Rating:<\/strong> 3.38 out of 5 (Points added for being a nice simple design, points deducted for it being a tad boring to look at.)<\/p>\n<p><em>This blog is brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.PowerPencils.com\" target=\"_blank\">PowerPencils.com<\/a>! I have funny, weird signs and enchanted pencils that will make everyone applaud with wonder on Christmas morning!<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"LGSI4253\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/LGSI4253.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/PlutSign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/PlutSign-1024x749.jpg\" alt=\"PlutSign\" width=\"640\" height=\"468\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3742\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/PlutSign-1024x749.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/PlutSign-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JetpackWerewolfSign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JetpackWerewolfSign-1024x769.jpg\" alt=\"JetpackWerewolfSign\" width=\"640\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JetpackWerewolfSign-1024x769.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JetpackWerewolfSign-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/SantaCamera.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/SantaCamera-1024x787.jpg\" alt=\"SantaCamera\" width=\"640\" height=\"492\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/SantaCamera-1024x787.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/SantaCamera-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D3728&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like trying to grab a greased-up watermelon from a kiddie pool, the holiday season is slipping away from me. 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