{"id":357,"date":"2010-12-17T15:07:41","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T20:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=357"},"modified":"2010-12-19T13:17:28","modified_gmt":"2010-12-19T18:17:28","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 17"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Wow! Just\u2026wow! Yesterday was a bummer. Not only did I get a dumb sofa from the calendar, but if you read my recent Twilight blog <\/a>you know how difficult a day it truly was here at Dan Bergstein Industries. \u201cGiving up all hope\u201d was on today\u2019s To-Do list, right after, \u201cMoisturize your hands because this dry weather is no joke.\u201d <\/p>\n

The Lego Gods must have heard my deep, dark thoughts and blessed me, and all those with a Lego Advent Calendar, with an item of such greatness that I\u2019ve already planned to buy 100 Lego Calendars next year in hopes that they too will contain such a wondrous, dare I say provocative, item.<\/p>\n

What could it be? Look below, gentle reader. <\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a Shower!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a Teleporter!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a Teleportation Shower!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a Street Lamp With Science Powers!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s Alien Technology and a Shower!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s an Adult Movie Film Set!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s\u2026I don\u2019t care what it is. I love it! <\/p>\n

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My first reaction upon seeing the illustration was, \u201cThere\u2019s no way that\u2019s a Lego Shower.\u201d Why would they give me a Lego Shower? According to the included play mat, these items are all meant to go into a living room setting. (A living room with giant train tracks, but a living room nonetheless.) How many showers are in your living room? If the answer is more than zero, you are a very sexy person. <\/p>\n

The red and blue knobs further indicate some sort of faucet activity, so I\u2019m pretty sure it\u2019s a shower. Unless\u2026those knobs are for the purposes of teleportation! <\/p>\n

There\u2019s only one way to find out. Sword Boy, hop on in. You\u2019re about to be \u2018ported. <\/p>\n

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Hmm. Now I have ducks. <\/p>\n

Day 17 Rating: <\/strong>9 out of 4 (Points added for being a shower\/teleporter\/duck creator.) This may be the greatest Lego item of them all. <\/p>\n

What\u2019s going on in this last photo? Tell me on Facebook <\/a>and the best answer wins 100 Dan Points. <\/p>\n

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