{"id":3184,"date":"2014-12-18T12:06:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T17:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3184"},"modified":"2014-12-18T12:49:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T17:49:23","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-18-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3184","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 18"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Today is the very last day to order Power Pencils<\/a> (magic pencils that I make myself) and have them shipped in time for Christmas! Tell your family! Tell your friends! Tell your dog…because dogs understand way more than we assume!!!<\/p>\n

THE POWER PENCIL CHRISTMAS DEADLINE IS TODAY! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Order must be received by midnight tonight, Eastern Standard Time! Order by clicking here with your computer or computer-telephone!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Agh! <\/p>\n

Lego time. Today\u2019s item is\u2026
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A Middle School Principal.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I assume he\u2019s a principal. He has the haircut of a principal. Look at that awful helmet of hair. You could shove half-dollars into it, and they would stay put even when he danced. <\/p>\n

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His name is Principal McMurphy, and he\u2019s disappointed in you. <\/p>\n

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The other Lego people didn\u2019t know what to make of him. Principal McMurphy opened the conversation by discussing everyone\u2019s potential. Then he said if he saw one more person take out their cellphone, the pizza party is canceled. <\/p>\n

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Hank wanted to call his bluff, but Hank also loves pizza. <\/p>\n

Luke and McMurphy then traded hair. <\/p>\n

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Just another day in the Lego Calendar. <\/p>\n

Day 18 Rating: <\/strong>3 out of 5 (Points added because this is such a random, normal Lego dude that he doesn\u2019t belong in the Star Wars world and should instead come in the Lego Insurance Company Advent Calendar.) <\/p>\n

Avengers Calendar Day 18<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It\u2019s The King\u2019s Speech! Weird, right? Bet you didn’t see that one coming. And if you did…OMG!<\/p>\n

Today is the last day to order Power Pencils for Christmas! I don\u2019t want all of your money, just twenty-five dollars of it, and in exchange I will give you magical pencils and amazing instruction booklets. There is no better deal on the internet. Click here to order!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n