{"id":3131,"date":"2014-12-14T11:46:37","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T16:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2014-12-14T11:48:52","modified_gmt":"2014-12-14T16:48:52","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-14-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=3131","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 14"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Why don\u2019t people who live in big mansions put out crazy Christmas lights? My girlfriend and I went driving around last night looking at the lights and I assumed if I drove to the richy-rich neighborhood, we\u2019d see at least some decent, traditional lights. But we got nothing. A few houses put candles in the window, but that\u2019s like adding craisins to a salad and calling it dessert. <\/p>\n

When I become a millionaire (thanks to my burgeoning Power Pencil business<\/a>!) I hereby promise to decorate like a man who just discovered electricity. <\/p>\n

As for today\u2019s Lego item? It\u2019s a confusing collection of bricks that may be crap or may be a masterpiece of future-art. <\/p>\n

Today\u2019s item is\u2026
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A Moisture Vaporator? Or a Robot Christmas Tree? Or Light Saber holder?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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At first I thought it was just a dumb moisture vaporator – those antenna things we see at Luke\u2019s farm on Tatooine. <\/p>\n

That made all the guys show their angry faces. <\/p>\n

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But the shape looks like a robot Christmas tree, and I know sometimes the Lego company likes to toss us curve balls (and nude Santas), so I\u2019m leaning towards this being a tree. <\/p>\n

As a tree, I like it. It\u2019s weird and pointy and has an antenna for a star. That\u2019s some solid B+ work. <\/p>\n

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As a moisture vaporator, it\u2019s a present no child or adult has ever asked for and it\u2019s a solid D-. <\/p>\n

So let\u2019s say it\u2019s a tree. <\/p>\n

It\u2019s a tree. <\/p>\n

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Luke tried to see what happens when he turned it upside down. Nothing happened. <\/p>\n

Day 14 Rating:<\/strong> 3.5 out of 5 (Only if it\u2019s a tree!) <\/p>\n

Avengers Calendar Day 14<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Who cares?<\/p>\n

You only have a few days left to order Power Pencils! These magic pencils will turn you into a superhero, or supervillain, and it\u2019s the gift everyone wants but few know exists! Click here to order!<\/strong><\/a> <\/em><\/p>\n