{"id":2984,"date":"2014-12-05T13:42:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T18:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2984"},"modified":"2014-12-05T13:50:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-05T18:50:36","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-5-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2984","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nIf you\u2019re interested in ordering a Personalized Power Pencil<\/strong><\/a> (with your name or the name of someone worthy of amazing presents etched into it), the deadline for orders is today! Though I won\u2019t get a chance to etch them until next week, so the REAL deadline is Monday December 8th<\/strong>. But that\u2019s it. If you don\u2019t get your order in by Monday, your holiday will be ruined. <\/p>\n

Personalized Power Pencils look like this:<\/p>\n

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There is still time to order the holiday set of Power Pencils<\/a> (all 7 Power Pencils plus a carrying case), but supplies are limited and going fast. You can also get the Stocking Stuffer set of 5 Wish Pencils<\/a>! (Deadline for Christmas orders is December 16th.)<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your Grandma who, unless she knows you want magic pencils, will give you another dumb set of smelly crap from Bath and Body Works — which despite smelling lovely cannot grant wishes or summon dragons.<\/p>\n

Order now!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Enough of the self-promotion. Let’s rip open a calendar!<\/p>\n

Today\u2019s item is\u2026
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A gun rack with guns and a helmet!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oooh!<\/p>\n

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Those who have opened previous Star Wars calendars might find today\u2019s treat lacking. It\u2019s just a bunch of accesories. But this is my first Star Wars calendar. As such, I love today\u2019s item! <\/p>\n

Guns? And a helmet? And a cool transparent red piece? Thank you, Mr. Calendar!<\/p>\n

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The Star Wars calendar, thus far, is great! I find myself, a grown man with a beard and checking account, actually playing with the tiny pieces and making \u201cPew Pew\u201d sounds when no one is looking. <\/p>\n

Huck and Warren love their new accessories. Because of his hand arrangement and attitude, Warren can only hold the weapon \u201cgangster style.\u201d <\/p>\n

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And now they\u2019re planning to save Christmas…Viper Style! (I\u2019m bringing \u201cViper\u201d back as a cool word. And I\u2019m writing a screenplay called Viper Style: Advent Horizon<\/em> about a robot and man who save Christmas in a very aggressive and heroic manner using style and laser blasts. It will be rated R for “strong violence” and “in-your-face attitude.” Coming soon!) <\/p>\n

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Day 5 Rating:<\/strong> 3.02 out of 5 (Points deducted because why wear a helmet when you already have a Santa hat?)<\/p>\n

Avengers Calendar Day 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s Iron Man! Who\u2019s your favorite Avenger? Mine is Hulk. If your favorite is Iron Man and you\u2019re opening a Marvel Advent Calendar, and you\u2019d like to trade your Hulk pieces for Iron Men pieces, please visit me at the Starbucks. Come alone. No cops. <\/p>\n

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See you tomorrow. <\/p>\n

Do you like aliteration. Check this out. Buy the P<\/strong>ower P<\/strong>encil P<\/strong>ower P<\/strong>ack, P<\/strong>lease. You get all seven Power Pencils: Desire, Dragon, Wisdom, Wrath, Necromancy, Ideas, and the brand new Winter Warrior pencil! Plus you\u2019ll get a roll-up pencil case that I SEWED MYSELF!!! Order now<\/strong><\/a>! <\/em><\/p>\n