{"id":277,"date":"2010-12-14T15:31:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T20:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=277"},"modified":"2010-12-14T15:39:21","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T20:39:21","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 14"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>This is a photo of my beard. He\u2019s a young beard \u2013 glorified stubble, really \u2013 but he\u2019s growing fast. The beard looks a bit like Charlie Brown\u2019s Christmas tree at the moment. Perhaps if I decorate him with ornaments I steal from a nearby doghouse, my lil\u2019 beard will be as lush and handsome as Zeus\u2019s beard\u2026except it\u2019ll be less white, though filled with the same amount of lightning. <\/p>\n

Today\u2019s Lego item isn\u2019t that great. I wasn\u2019t even sure if it was worthy of a blog entry. Why waste precious internet on something as trivial and forgettable as this\u2026thing? For the sake of consistency, I wrote it up anyway. <\/p>\n

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It\u2019s CYNTHIA! <\/p>\n

Cynthia the Sausage Lady<\/del> Bread Lady arrived today! If you listen closely, you can hear a choir of angels singing. She\u2019s here! She\u2019s here! After 13 long days, Cynthia is home! <\/p>\n

She doesn\u2019t come equipped with sausage, but I\u2019ve come to terms with that a few days ago. She can borrow the werewolf\u2019s sausage. Her loaf of bread isn\u2019t quite as funny as toy meat, but it\u2019s just random enough to make one giggle. And she has extra hair. <\/p>\n

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Tee-hee! <\/p>\n

Hello, Cynthia. We\u2019ve all been waiting for you, especially your neglected children. Upon seeing her long-lost mother whom was vacationing in Peru looking for great bread, Cat Girl was overcome with emotion and tried to hug her mom furiously. <\/p>\n

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This didn\u2019t go over well. Cynthia hasn\u2019t been around children for some time and she thought Cat Girl was trying to steal her beloved bread. In an awkward family moment, Cynthia yelled at Cat Girl and made her stand against the wall. <\/p>\n

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What has gotten into Cynthia? Something isn\u2019t right. Something isn\u2019t right at all!<\/p>\n

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Yep, Cynthia is possessed by a Peruvian Demon that she accidentally ate while vacationing in Peru. The demon is in charge now. <\/p>\n

Thaddeus tried to step in and save his family, but Faceless Cynthia used her mind powers and sexy enchantments to overcome Mr. Goat.<\/p>\n

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Sword Boy ran away and is hiding on top of the wall. Robot Snowman surveyed the carnage and realized it was up to him to save the day. <\/p>\n

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Using robotic strength, he pushed Faceless Cynthia to the ground, hoping that would eliminate the demon lurking in her soul. <\/p>\n

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That didn\u2019t work. So Robot Snow summoned Flames of Justice to rid Cynthia of the evil. <\/p>\n

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It worked. Who knew that robots can summon justice fire? I did.<\/p>\n

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Everyone is fine, but things at the Goat household are still a bit awkward. It\u2019ll take a Christmas miracle to bring this family together. Lego Advent Calendar, your next item better be miracle-ish.<\/p>\n

Day 14 Rating:<\/strong> 4 out of 4 (Extra hair and Lego Loafs make for a perfect score.) <\/p>\n

To celebrate his victory over Faceless Cynthia, Robot Snowman is wearing Cynthia’s extra hair. He thinks he looks like Megan Fox. Let him have his moment. See you tomorrow. <\/p>\n

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