{"id":2727,"date":"2013-12-23T10:57:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T15:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2013-12-23T10:59:42","modified_gmt":"2013-12-23T15:59:42","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-23-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2727","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 23"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1178.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1178-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1178\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1178-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1178-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>It\u2019s Christmas Eve Eve! Today is the perfect day to read my short story, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2627\" target=\"_blank\">What If Nothing Happens This Christmas<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>There are only 2 items left in this calendar. One of them is Santa. Santa will pop out of the calendar tomorrow. That\u2019s a sure thing.<\/p>\n<p>As such, if I\u2019m going to get a Mrs. Claus in this calendar, today is the day. <\/p>\n<p>Will she appear? (Hint: No.) <\/p>\n<p>Today\u2019s item is\u2026<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1177.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1177-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1177\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1177-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1177-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A sled! With miniature presents!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a lot going on with this Lego sled and every bit of it is fantastic. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1179.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1179-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1179\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1179-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1179-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not only is this a sled, but it has a handle! And free presents! <\/p>\n<p>Mickey, who has been drinking, grabbed the sled and mumbled, \u201cHere comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Right down Santa Claus. Right down Santa Claus. Here I come! Up on the rooftop\u2026.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1180.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1180-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1180\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1180-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1180-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then Donald, who has been drinking, tried to burgle the presents using his new robot arm. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1181.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1181-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1181\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1181-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1181-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Later, Zeus and Trudy gave Super Snowman a ride. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1184.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1184-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1184\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1184-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1184-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then Donald grabbed on while shouting, \u201cI\u2019m the Christmas caboose!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1186.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1186-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1186\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1186-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1186-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t write much more because I have to make cookies, buy presents, try not to get a cold, wrap presents, get cranky, yell at the traffic, and eat cookies. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 23 Rating: <\/strong>3.03 out of 5 (Points added for the tiny presents.)<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow is the last day of the calendar. If you miss it, your entire year has been wasted! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1190.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1190-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1190\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2738\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1190-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1190-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2727&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Christmas Eve Eve! 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