{"id":2339,"date":"2013-10-18T21:49:44","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T01:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2013-10-18T22:56:42","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T02:56:42","slug":"100-new-names-for-the-washington-redskins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2339","title":{"rendered":"100 New Names For the Washington Redskins"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The Washington Redskins are still called the Washington Redskins, but that will probably (and hopefully) change soon. What will they pick as the new name? Something bland, like the Washington Nationals? Something just as offensive, such as the Washington C-words? If Mr. NFL is smart, he’ll pick one of the following new team names:<\/p>\n

100. The Other Eagles
\n99. Douglas
\n98. The Durmstrangs
\n97. The Spider Men
\n96. Deathzilla <\/p>\n

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95. Team Terrific
\n94. The Vats
\n93. The Washing Tons
\n92. The Dino-Bombs
\n91. USA Americas and the Freedom of Lincolns
\n90. Horses
\n89. Forces
\n88. Norses
\n87. Lizard Men
\n86. The Bats
\n85. Sex Dudes
\n84. The Footballers
\n83. G-g-g-ghosts!
\n82. The Beetles
\n81. Slammer Pogs
\n80. Noooooooo!
\n79. The Hounds
\n78. The Uninvited
\n77. The Rhinoz
\n76. The Washington Englands
\n75. Rude Dudes with Attitudes
\n74. The David Copperfields
\n73. They Whom Roam Undeterred
\n72. Gooey
\n71. DA BLAST-OFFZ!
\n70. Money Money Money
\n69. Pokemon
\n68. The Wheelbarrows of Trust
\n67. The D-Bags (but D stands for \u201cdragon\u201d so it’s a good thing and will be explained in the logo)
\n66. The Rabid Rabbits
\n65. Dunder Mifflins
\n64. Zincs
\n63. The Unicorns
\n62. The Omnicorns
\n61. The Alfs
\n60. The Nuh-uhs!
\n59. The Racists
\n58. The Cookies
\n57. Big Daddy Pandas
\n56. Grasshoppers
\n55. Grazzhopperz
\n54. The No One Cares That Much
\n53. The Rescue Rangers
\n52. The Walt Disney Laywers
\n51. The Goosebumps
\n50. Lemonade? Please!
\n49. Hamburger Helpers
\n48. The Hidden Octopuses
\n47. Jane Austens
\n46. The Muscle Clowns
\n45. The Masters of the Universe
\n44. The Wings of Desire
\n43. The Turtles
\n42. The Duckbumps
\n41. The Drops of Jupiter (In Her Hair)
\n40. The Shirts (The Skins)
\n39. The Lonely Walruses
\n38. The Shatter Quake of Rumble Town
\n37. The Doc Browns
\n36. Pigs…In…Spaaaaace!
\n35. The Icky Pickles
\n34. The Righteous Moose
\n33. The Shady Ducks
\n32. The Mighty Water Fowl
\n31. The Fighty Ducks
\n30. The Popcicles
\n29. Dr. Hogwash Wilde and the Fantabulous Football Fighters
\n28. G.O.A.L. (Great Offensive Army, Leroy)
\n27. The Trucks
\n26. The Arcade Fire
\n25. The Newsies
\n24. The Icebergs
\n23. The Fire-bergs
\n22. Roar Brigade
\n21. The Funky Bunch
\n20. The Forever Champions of Winning
\n19. The Buzzards
\n18. The Dan Bergsteins
\n17. Gridiron Gremlins
\n16. Hulk Hogan
\n15. The Forest of the Mind
\n14. The Death Elves
\n13. The Mermen
\n12. The Make Your Own Sunday Bar
\n11. The Babysitter Thugs
\n10. The Twitter
\n9. The Fantastic Eleven
\n8. The Sammiches
\n7. Sporto McGees
\n6. Cumberbatches
\n5. The Earthlings
\n4. Rumpelstiltskin
\n3. Visitors
\n2. The Deciduous
\n1. The Washington Guys<\/strong><\/p>\n