{"id":2211,"date":"2013-05-09T21:02:10","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T01:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2211"},"modified":"2013-05-09T21:02:10","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T01:02:10","slug":"monster-of-the-day-69-wrath-tub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2211","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #69: Wrath Tub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Sketch-2013-05-09-21_27_35.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Sketch-2013-05-09-21_27_35.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Sketch 2013-05-09 21_27_35\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Sketch-2013-05-09-21_27_35.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Sketch-2013-05-09-21_27_35-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Name:<\/strong> Wrath Tub<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> The beast has strong tentacles with a very sharp fang on each. Number of known tentacles is 39&#8230;40 if you count its tentacle-esque eye. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Friendship. Helicopter missiles. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> Hard to explain, and you wouldn&#8217;t believe me anyway. Jerk. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t sing. Singing beckons the beast. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Tuesday. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2211&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Wrath Tub Powers: The beast has strong tentacles with a very sharp fang on each. Number of known tentacles is 39&#8230;40 if you count its tentacle-esque eye. Weaknesses: Friendship. Helicopter missiles. Origin: Hard to explain, and you wouldn&#8217;t believe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2211\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2211"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2217,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2211\/revisions\/2217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}