{"id":2162,"date":"2013-04-04T15:02:18","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T19:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2013-04-04T15:02:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T19:02:18","slug":"monster-of-the-day-68-the-old-woman-who-lived-in-a-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2162","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #68: The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-04-18_51_30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2163\" title=\"Sketch 2013-04-04 18_51_30\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-04-18_51_30.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-04-18_51_30.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-04-18_51_30-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><strong>Name: <\/strong>The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe (a.k.a. Dolorous)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> Strong survival skills; very fertile; mean; good at guessing<em> Wheel of Fortune<\/em> puzzles.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Society&#8217;s standards.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> She had a lot of kids once and was made the subject of a famous nursery rhyme, though the size of her shoe is often exaggerated by nursery rhyme illustrators.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t ask her about the other shoe. You&#8217;re better off not knowing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description:<\/strong> Old, cranky woman with one barefoot. She sometimes dates Old Father Hubbard, who is recently single after Mother Hubbard&#8217;s tragic and suspicious death.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Getting kicked out of TGIFridays after losing a fight over the semantics of the sign: <em>No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service<\/em>.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2162&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe (a.k.a. Dolorous) Powers: Strong survival skills; very fertile; mean; good at guessing Wheel of Fortune puzzles. Weaknesses: Society&#8217;s standards. Origin: She had a lot of kids once and was made the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2162\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2165,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions\/2165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}