{"id":2148,"date":"2013-04-01T12:27:46","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T16:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2148"},"modified":"2013-04-01T12:27:46","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T16:27:46","slug":"monster-of-the-day-66-pennsylvania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2148","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #66: Pennsylvania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-01-16_14_23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2149\" title=\"Sketch 2013-04-01 16_14_23\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-01-16_14_23.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-01-16_14_23.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Sketch-2013-04-01-16_14_23-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><strong>Name:<\/strong> Pennsylvania<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> Insatiable appetite; giant fangs; filled with coal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Continental shift; zoning laws; other states.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> Pennsylvania is not a state, but a cosmic beast who is resting here on Earth. Someone&#8211;I won&#8217;t say who&#8211;woke Pennsylvania up and now it&#8217;s cranky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description:<\/strong> It&#8217;s Pennsylvania.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> You can&#8217;t buy fireworks in PA&#8211;at least not the good kind.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Slowly chewing on New Jersey.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2148&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Pennsylvania Powers: Insatiable appetite; giant fangs; filled with coal. Weaknesses: Continental shift; zoning laws; other states. Origin: Pennsylvania is not a state, but a cosmic beast who is resting here on Earth. Someone&#8211;I won&#8217;t say who&#8211;woke Pennsylvania up and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2148\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2148"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}