{"id":2133,"date":"2013-03-27T19:56:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T23:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2133"},"modified":"2013-03-27T19:57:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T23:57:00","slug":"monster-of-the-day-63-ape-with-electric-whip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2133","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #63: Ape With Electric Whip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-16_26_06.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2134\" title=\"Sketch 2013-03-27 16_26_06\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-16_26_06.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-16_26_06.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-16_26_06-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Name: <\/strong>Ape With Electric Whip (a.k.a. Mr. Honkers)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> Intelligence of a first grader armed with an electrical whip.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Easily distracted, doesn&#8217;t react well to lava, despises loud noises.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> Unknown, but it would probably make a hell of a movie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t go near him. Don&#8217;t swim if he&#8217;s standing by the pool. Avoid eye contact. Avoid whip contact.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Buying batteries at Radio Shack.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2133&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Ape With Electric Whip (a.k.a. Mr. Honkers) Powers: Intelligence of a first grader armed with an electrical whip. Weaknesses: Easily distracted, doesn&#8217;t react well to lava, despises loud noises. Origin: Unknown, but it would probably make a hell of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2133\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2133"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2137,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2133\/revisions\/2137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}