{"id":2128,"date":"2013-03-26T20:22:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T00:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2128"},"modified":"2013-03-26T20:23:57","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T00:23:57","slug":"monster-of-the-day-62-girl-with-strange-sneeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2128","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #62: Girl With Strange Sneeze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-00_12_16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2129\" title=\"Sketch 2013-03-27 00_12_16\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-00_12_16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-00_12_16.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sketch-2013-03-27-00_12_16-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><strong>Name:<\/strong> Girl With Strange Sneeze<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> Loud, scary sneezes that sound less like a sneeze and more like an alien language&#8230;because it is an alien language.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Dust.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> She comes from beyond the stars and above time itself.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: She can take many forms. She wears clothes on the outside.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules: <\/strong>If you hear her sneeze, quickly hold your ears so her weaponized language\/alien spell doesn&#8217;t control your mind.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2128&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Girl With Strange Sneeze Powers: Loud, scary sneezes that sound less like a sneeze and more like an alien language&#8230;because it is an alien language. Weaknesses: Dust. Origin: She comes from beyond the stars and above time itself. Description: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2128\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-2128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster","tag-art"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2132,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2128\/revisions\/2132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}