{"id":2122,"date":"2013-03-25T20:20:33","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T00:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2122"},"modified":"2013-03-25T20:20:33","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T00:20:33","slug":"monster-of-the-day-61-humpty-dumptys-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2122","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #61: Humpty Dumpty&#8217;s Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/image.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"image\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/image.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/image-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><strong>Name:<\/strong> Humpty Dumpty&#8217;s Mom<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers:<\/strong> Super strength, super size, super fury, capable of short flight.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses:<\/strong> Fear of walls. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin:<\/strong> The mother of the giant egg Humpty Dumpty went on a killing spree after learning of her dear son&#8217;s death. She took revenge on not only the king&#8217;s men and horses but also the brick layers and architect who built the deadly wall. Thousands were killed. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description: <\/strong>Chicken large enough to produce a human-sized egg. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> If you hear a deep, guttural cluck, it&#8217;s too late. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Unknown. Her grandson, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1247\" target=\"_blank\">Nathan Dumpty<\/a>, carries on the family tradition of bloodshed. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D2122&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Humpty Dumpty&#8217;s Mom Powers: Super strength, super size, super fury, capable of short flight. Weaknesses: Fear of walls. Origin: The mother of the giant egg Humpty Dumpty went on a killing spree after learning of her dear son&#8217;s death. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2122\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[7,13],"class_list":["post-2122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster","tag-art","tag-monster-of-the-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2122"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2127,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions\/2127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}