{"id":2072,"date":"2012-12-23T11:08:29","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T16:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2072"},"modified":"2012-12-23T11:11:35","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T16:11:35","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-23-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=2072","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 23"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I own a Lego Werewolf. No big deal. It\u2019s just a werewolf in Lego form. It\u2019s pretty much the best thing, but I\u2019m not bragging. I just want you to know that I own a Lego Werewolf and he is not <\/em>part of the Lego Friends Advent Calendar.<\/p>\n

I only mention this because I need to (illegally?) incorporate Lego Werewolf into this wintery scene in order to salvage some fun from the the truly terrible Lego Friends Advent Calendar. <\/p>\n

Today\u2019s item is just as wonderful as the other items I\u2019ve received. You\u2019ll notice there are no exclamation points in that previous sentence. That\u2019s not a typo. <\/p>\n

What did I get? Find out! (Or just go watch some YouTube videos of puppies, because that would be a better use of our time.) <\/p>\n

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It\u2019s another Lego present. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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This one, like the others, is addressed to the mysterious \u201cSassy\u201d or \u201cFlorida\u201d person. I hope Sassy Florida shows up tomorrow because her gifts are piling up and making Annie-Ann downright awful to be around. <\/p>\n

But be warned: If you leave your present out too early, the Christmas Werewolf will attack. Werewolves love presents almost as much as they love appearing in criminally boring Young Adult fiction. <\/p>\n

A wrapped present under the tree will attract werewolves more than the Baby Gap catalog. This is a fact.<\/p>\n

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The werewolf attacked with great ferocity, only to find that the present was just a bunch of Lego bricks stuck together. <\/p>\n

Nintendo, Helicopter the dog, and the Cosmic Starfish then taught Werewolf the true meaning of Christmas, while Annie-Anne ran away. <\/p>\n

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Baby Robot Snowgirl is having too much fun with her Hover Ship to really notice what’s happening. <\/p>\n

Day 23 Rating:<\/strong> 3.2 out of 10 (Points deducted because no one wanted this present. Not even Sassy Florida.) <\/p>\n

See you tomorrow for the GRAND FINALE<\/em> and the epic countdown of the best items of the month!<\/p>\n

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