{"id":1871,"date":"2012-12-06T21:21:38","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T02:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2012-12-06T21:26:25","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T02:26:25","slug":"lego-advent-calendar-day-6-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1871","title":{"rendered":"Lego Advent Calendar: Day 6"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>It\u2019s St. Nicholas Day, and you know what that means? I\u2019m hoping you know what that means, because I don\u2019t. <\/p>\n

Yesterday\u2019s item was a pretty great Baby Robot Snowgirl.<\/p>\n

If today\u2019s item is s-wordy, I wouldn’t be too upset. The calendar can\u2019t offer up greatness everyday. Like they said in The Incredibles<\/em>, \u201cIf everyone had superpowers, that means no one does.\u201d (I\u2019m paraphrasing, and it may not have been from The Incredibles<\/em>. And that quote doesn’t even really apply to this calendar. Whatever. It\u2019s late.)<\/p>\n

Click to discover today\u2019s item!<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s another lady!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m naming her Annie-Ann. <\/p>\n

Her sweater has more Christmas cheer than Rudolph\u2019s snot. If you poured skim milk through her sweater, eggnog would come out the other side. It\u2019s pretty great, and this calendar is already more Christmas-themed than last year\u2019s sad box of crime.<\/p>\n

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Too bad Annie-Ann is kind of a brat. Annie-Ann is a superficial rich kid (I’ve decided based on nothing) and Nintendo hates spoiled princesses almost as much as she hates typos in Tweets, pants without pockets, and boredom. <\/p>\n

Annie-Ann was walking around town telling everyone that her Christmas sweater cost $500, bragging about her autographed poster of Step-Up 3D<\/em>, and claiming that her dad once met the guy who draws Garfield! Ugh. What a complete show-off! <\/p>\n

That\u2019s why Nintendo is using her magic ski poles to harm Annie-Ann and teach her a lesson.<\/p>\n

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Yep, she set her hair on fire. That\u2019s what you get for being a brat! <\/p>\n

Maybe these two will learn to be friends, but I doubt it. <\/p>\n

Baby Robot Snowgirl tried to intervene, but she realized that Annie-Ann is an awful person, so she sided with Nintendo. Sure hope Annie-Ann doesn’t seek revenge….<\/p>\n

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Day 6 Rating:<\/strong> 8.4 out of 10. (Points added because the sweater is filled with enough Christmas spirit to melt a menorah!) <\/p>\n

See you tomorrow! <\/p>\n