{"id":1687,"date":"2011-12-22T20:09:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T01:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2011-12-22T20:09:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T01:09:59","slug":"2011-lego-advent-calendar-day-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1687","title":{"rendered":"2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 22"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>“Baby It’s Cold Outside” should be sung with the male and female roles reversed. Has anyone ever recorded such a version? Had I the resources, I would do it, and it would be an instant hit. I’m so novel!<\/p>\n

I haven’t wrapped a single present yet, and there are still more gifts to buy. But that’s what Fridays are for, right? <\/p>\n

I’ve come to terms with this year’s Lego Calendar. I know it can never be as wonderful as last year’s, and that’s OK. Getting upset over expectations is a poor use of energy. Life’s too short. <\/p>\n

Whatever is in today’s box will be fine with me. <\/p>\n

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Screw you, Lego! <\/p>\n

I don’t need another snowmobile, dammit! I didn’t even really need the first one!<\/p>\n

What the hell?<\/p>\n

Where’s my Naked Santa item! Where’s the item that will make me say, “Blurghhh!” <\/p>\n

Fine. Whatever. Who cares. <\/p>\n

It’s a snowmobile. It’s different because it’s white instead of orange. <\/p>\n

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Wow. Look at it go. <\/p>\n

It’s time to turn this lemon into lemonade. <\/p>\n

I’m going to sell this on eBay. Here’s the ad I made. <\/p>\n

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Can someone upload this onto the electronic Bay and sell it for me? <\/p>\n

(I’m just kidding. I won’t sell it. It’s not that bad. I’m just cranky because\u2026shut up!)<\/p>\n

Day 22 Rating:<\/strong> 2.6 out of 4 (Points added because the more I think about, the more I kind of like it. But I can’t go back and rewrite this entire angry post.) <\/p>\n

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