{"id":1643,"date":"2011-12-17T11:12:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T16:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2011-12-17T11:16:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T16:16:12","slug":"2011-lego-advent-calendar-day-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1643","title":{"rendered":"2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day16.6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day16.6-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day16.6-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day16.6-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Today&#8217;s item is dumb. It&#8217;s not as dumb as the dumb prison cot, but it&#8217;s dumb. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the rest of the car. <\/p>\n<p>This is what you get. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, let&#8217;s just fill each day with stupid parts that could have been included in one day,&#8221; said the evil Lego CEO while he probably punched a puppy in the throat. <\/p>\n<p>The car better be finished now. I don&#8217;t want to open another door tomorrow and find a Lego seatbelt, and a Lego driver&#8217;s license the following the day. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.3-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.3-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To help cheer me up I reconstructed Good World from last year. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.4-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1647\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.4-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ahhh. Now <em>that <\/em>is a Lego Calendar World! <\/p>\n<p>Hi Cynthia!<\/p>\n<p>Greetings, Jetpack Werewolf! <\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, Mr. Ice Face! <\/p>\n<p>Hi Cat Girl! <\/p>\n<p>Salutations, Naked Shower Santa. <\/p>\n<p>I missed you guys. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 17 Rating: 0.0<\/strong> (Points deducted because this should have been included in yesterday&#8217;s box!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.5-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.5-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Day17.5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1643&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s item is dumb. 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