{"id":1277,"date":"2011-10-10T21:50:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T01:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2011-10-10T21:52:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T01:52:59","slug":"monster-of-the-day-58-foot-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1277","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #58: Foot Turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Monster58.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Monster58-1024x811.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"506\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Monster58-1024x811.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Monster58-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Monster58.jpg 2008w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Foot Turkey<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Eater of joy; drinker of tears. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Hand turkeys, kindergarten teachers who hate creativity, lava, socks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: The devil traced his foot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: The Foot Turkey deceives. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: It looks like a hand turkey, but more footish and less colorful. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen<\/strong>: Standing outside of Whole Foods, hitting on a boob turkey. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1277&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Foot Turkey Powers: Eater of joy; drinker of tears. Weaknesses: Hand turkeys, kindergarten teachers who hate creativity, lava, socks. Origin: The devil traced his foot. Rules: The Foot Turkey deceives. Description: It looks like a hand turkey, but more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1277\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1282,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions\/1282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}