{"id":1134,"date":"2011-08-12T22:45:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-13T02:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2011-08-12T22:47:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-13T02:47:41","slug":"monster-of-the-day-51-ghost-of-yogurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1134","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #51: Ghost of Yogurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster51.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster51-1024x801.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster51-1024x801.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster51-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Ghost of Yogurt<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Yogurt is a living thing (technically) and when you eat it, you murder it. The spirits of the yogurt cultures return to seek vengeance. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Power crystals, lava, special gloves. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: You caused this. It&#8217;s all your fault! <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: It&#8217;s far too late to beg for mercy. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: A shadowy ghost that tastes like mixed berry.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nLast Seen<\/strong>: Behind you. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1134&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Ghost of Yogurt Powers: Yogurt is a living thing (technically) and when you eat it, you murder it. The spirits of the yogurt cultures return to seek vengeance. Weaknesses: Power crystals, lava, special gloves. Origin: You caused this. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1134\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1139,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions\/1139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}